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tattooed_sailor
11-02-2007, 02:39 PM
I went in pumped for a good workout. Hit the machines like the animal I am after a bump or three of crystal. I'm finishing my last set of leg presses when I notice this built young vaguely european looking guy checking me out in the mirror pretty hard. I shrugged it off, grabbed my towel and headed for the locker rooms. I'd just stripped down and thrown my clothes into the locker when I felt someone bump into me. I turned my head and there is euro dude standing right behind me butt naked kinda flexed looking at me. I felt like kicking his ass, but peace and love prevailed (probably due to the remnants of the J I'd toked before driving over)
I quickly took off to the showers so as to avoid the ****ing perv. I got into the shower and started soaping up. I had just started washing my hair when I felt something touch my ass. I looked over my shoulder and there was euro dude, right behind me. Next thing I knew he was trying to pin me to the wall and simultaneously dry humping my ass with this tiny little dick.
I yelled and ran out of the locker room clad only in my towel, out to the street. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the License plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight. And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

4ngie
11-02-2007, 02:58 PM
Euro dudes FTW.

MachSchnell
11-02-2007, 03:23 PM
I don't believe a word of it. I think you choked on it in that shower and got the malt.

Oh, welcome to ClubBimmer, what do you drive?

88e28
11-02-2007, 04:21 PM
Sick just Sick

Philip
11-02-2007, 04:30 PM
Welcome to the Club, Sailor!
LOL
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McLovin
11-02-2007, 04:35 PM
Haa haaaa! That is too funny, the malt. Welcome to the site, I love it here.

Jdudley13
11-02-2007, 04:46 PM
If this is a true story, i'd say LA Fitness in Atlantic Station was the spot...

4ngie
11-02-2007, 05:31 PM
If this is a true story, i'd say LA Fitness in Atlantic Station was the spot...
~*lawl*~ He lives in SoCal. :D

MachSchnell
11-02-2007, 05:36 PM
LOL, you say lawl. :D

SOUTHERNBIMMER
11-02-2007, 07:24 PM
Chrystal and a J might get you laid in the shower at the gym but won't help your workout. You can always blame the butt sex on the drugs though.

SWINFORD
11-02-2007, 07:32 PM
You know you liked it Ben.

Jdudley13
11-02-2007, 08:02 PM
~*lawl*~ He lives in SoCal. :D

Minor details...haha

AddLightness
11-02-2007, 08:12 PM
I'm just still in shock that the Fresh Prince of Bel-air is on this forum! :rolleyes:

Lsixer
11-02-2007, 08:31 PM
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