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SOUTHERNBIMMER
03-15-2008, 01:52 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BMW-3-Series-M3-1992-BMW-325I-M3-PACKAGE-CUSTOM-PAINT_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6007QQihZ012QQite mZ220212320205QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

I imagine this guy thinks he builds cool custom show cars too!:nono:

88e28
03-15-2008, 02:00 PM
The inside:puke: The outside:puke:

SOUTHERNBIMMER
03-15-2008, 02:03 PM
Have you seen about those sways yet?

88e28
03-15-2008, 02:16 PM
Can't get a lift for 1-2 weeks.

87635csi
03-15-2008, 02:25 PM
I wonder how much he would charge to do my car over :D?

500ZHP
03-15-2008, 03:05 PM
Vehicle Description

1992 BMW 325I M3 PACKAGE Lot of extras: *COLD AIR INTAKE *DINAN CHIP *STAGE 3 CLUTCH *REMOTE START *SHORT TROW SHIFTER *BREMBO BRAKES *DUAL EXHAUST *BRAND NEW CUSTOM PAINT *NEW MOTOR MOUNTS *NEW TRANSMISSION MOUNTS *TUNE UP *BRAND NEW REAR AXELS

First time I have seen tune up as a mod.

e30bmw
03-15-2008, 03:45 PM
haha, the current bid is a grand and one cent
crappy car, if you are going to rice out your car, at least pick nice colors for the paint scheme

e30bmw
03-15-2008, 04:00 PM
and to that guys credit, at least he riced out a good car instead of some ****ty civic or something like that
ive always wondered why those ricers always rice out bad cars and dont buy a good car to begin with and then make it look like crap

blackstig
03-15-2008, 05:13 PM
I'm not going to say anything deragotory about any specific race of people, but I bet he has family somewhere in Marrietta.....

-Stig

Dino
03-15-2008, 05:13 PM
that is just unacceptable, that things hideous, and whats even more sad is those are the same lights i have :( i want new lights damnit

e30bmw
03-15-2008, 07:33 PM
I'm not going to say anything deragotory about any specific race of people, but I bet he has family somewhere in Marrietta.....

-Stig

is that something i would only get if i lived near atl?

e30bmw
03-15-2008, 07:34 PM
that is just unacceptable, that things hideous, and whats even more sad is those are the same lights i have :( i want new lights damnit

haha, well as long as your car isnt painted blue and lime green, i think the lights are alright

weedawg
03-16-2008, 11:56 AM
:mf_popcorn:I'm not going to say anything deragotory about any specific race of people, but I bet he has family somewhere in Marrietta.....

-Stig

uber///m3
03-16-2008, 02:26 PM
Just when you thought it was safe to modify your ride...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Full-Show-quality-CIVIC-M3-Conversion-Loaded-L-k_W0QQitemZ150224336920QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item150 224336920

blackstig
03-16-2008, 02:32 PM
That's a weird looking BMW . . .I mean . . . .the tachometer is on the wrong side!!!!


-Stig

SOUTHERNBIMMER
03-16-2008, 03:01 PM
I just do not understand all the energy and effort to create something that will never be the big selling point. If you want a BMW buy one. California is a special place with all the free expression and what not but this retarded. He is so proud yet I wouldn't show my face with junk like that. The #1 problem with the RICE scene is the flat out cheap ass quality materials they build with. All day I see these Hondas, Mitsu's and Nissan's and their body kits are half hanging off and they all have that same lawn mower exaust. My fav is when they are driving down the road and the panels (bumpers, sideskirts, etc.) are flexing and flapping in the wind. I can respect the quality of some Jap engines and drive trains but the build quality of the rest of the car is junk.

e30bmw
03-16-2008, 04:33 PM
Just when you thought it was safe to modify your ride...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Full-Show-quality-CIVIC-M3-Conversion-Loaded-L-k_W0QQitemZ150224336920QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item150 224336920

how much money do you think he spent doing all of that
i guarantee you, he could have bought a good bimmer for that price

atl530i
03-16-2008, 05:11 PM
I like how he used seat covers for the inside. He made that interior look even more cheap. ugly color combo.

e30bmw
03-16-2008, 06:29 PM
If your Looking for show quality work, this is the car for you. This is a multi show winning Honda Civic with a full BMW M3 Conversion kit. This Honda has been seen in Import Tuner and Lowrider Edge Magazines!!

what shows did that thing win in?
and thats the reason i dont read import tuner

never2fast2
03-17-2008, 12:59 AM
thats quick as crap:blink:

e30bmw
03-17-2008, 01:52 AM
thats quick as crap:blink:

whats quick as crap?
the honda?

blackstig
03-17-2008, 01:55 AM
whats quick as crap?
the honda?

NO!

YO MAMA!!


BWABWABWABWABWABWABWA!

-Stig

e30bmw
03-17-2008, 02:01 AM
NO!

YO MAMA!!


BWABWABWABWABWABWABWA!

-Stig

haha, so immature:nono:
but so funny at the same time:luxhello:

blackstig
03-17-2008, 02:42 AM
what do you expect from the racecar driver of the group? LOL!

I'm a goof ball!!!:1eye:

-Stig

Philip
03-17-2008, 06:01 AM
I'm not going to say anything deragotory about any specific race of people, but I bet he has family somewhere in Marrietta.....

-Stig

I'm willing to bet he's a landscaper.

Philip
03-17-2008, 06:02 AM
Is there any way I can unsee that?

SOUTHERNBIMMER
03-17-2008, 10:29 AM
what do you expect from the racecar driver of the group? LOL!

I'm a goof ball!!!:1eye:

-Stig

How about non-stop self promoter or braggart? Hey post up some picks of all your trophy's so folks don't the wrong idea. Start a new thread that is called "I am Stig the best race car driver at Clubbimmer. Don't believe me??? Just look for yourself!":sleep:

e30bmw
03-17-2008, 11:13 AM
Is there any way I can unsee that?

unfortunately not, we have all be scarred for life

SWINFORD
03-17-2008, 02:52 PM
Check this one out :confused:
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3441/uberm32ei.gif

LOL JK

blackstig
03-17-2008, 03:46 PM
Check this one out :confused:
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3441/uberm32ei.gif

LOL JK

ROFLMAO!

That's tooo funny!

-Stig

MachSchnell
03-17-2008, 06:11 PM
What??? It's a nice car....it even has the M3 Package....isn't that good??

:mf_popcorn:

blackstig
03-17-2008, 06:22 PM
LOL!

Horrible, you guyes are simply awful . . .

-Stig

e30bmw
03-17-2008, 07:00 PM
haha, dont hate on the uber m3
glad i get to see it in person again at 4ngiefest

blackstig
03-17-2008, 07:27 PM
LMAO! I don't hate . . .trust me . . .I'm just laughing, LOL!

It's a nice car, too bad it'll never be used for its creationary purpose. It's a a beutiful vehicle and I wish I had one for myself, it'll continue to win many show trophies, but sadly it will never see the checkered flag . . .

-Stig

e30bmw
03-17-2008, 07:39 PM
LMAO! I don't hate . . .trust me . . .I'm just laughing, LOL!

It's a nice car, too bad it'll never be used for its creationary purpose. It's a a beutiful vehicle and I wish I had one for myself, it'll continue to win many show trophies, but sadly it will never see the checkered flag . . .

-Stig

well, it isnt exactly ideal for racing, with all of that audio/visual equipment

blackstig
03-17-2008, 07:44 PM
LMAO! I know, that's his thing though, he likes the show cars and he's done an EXCELLENT job with it . . .I just have differing values on cars, ^_^

-Stig

e30bmw
03-17-2008, 08:09 PM
LMAO! I know, that's his thing though, he likes the show cars and he's done an EXCELLENT job with it . . .I just have differing values on cars, ^_^

-Stig

yeah, i agree, but there has to be a medium
i mean, i would love to have a system like that in my car
but i also want to maximize my cars performance
but if i really wanted to do that, there would be no seats in the back, or on the passenger side
and that wouldnt be practical

e30bmw
03-17-2008, 08:13 PM
the good news is that the reserve hasnt been met on either car
the civic's ran out of time and the seller had to lower to reserve
i hope someone buys those cars and sends them to the junkyard

uber///m3
03-18-2008, 03:27 AM
You're right, Stig, the Uber M3 will never see a checkered flag. It was purpose built as a showcar (only). However, we've recently raised it's level of performance by adding the AA supercharger kit. And unlike most showcars, I drive the car regularly. So I DO get to pounce on the street from time to time against willing (yet, unsuspecting) victims.

Some would feel that the Uber M3 might've been "riced-out" to a degree. And I acknowledge the fact that it was originally built for the movie FNF3 to appeal to that demographic. However, MOST everyone that sees the car compliments me on how clean the car was built and how tasteful the modifications were added.

When it comes down to it, it's like you said...it's a matter of what appeals to you and what you want and what you're willing to pay for. Like my Mom used to say: "That's why they make chocolate and vanilla...everybody's got different tastes."

And I can't wait for you (and the rest of my fellow Bimmerphiles) to see the car in person also! I think you're gonna like it.

blackstig
03-18-2008, 03:37 AM
You're right, Stig, the Uber M3 will never see a checkered flag. It was purpose built as a showcar (only). However, we've recently raised it's level of performance by adding the AA supercharger kit. And unlike most showcars, I drive the car regularly. So I DO get to pounce on the street from time to time against willing (yet, unsuspecting) victims.

Some would feel that the Uber M3 might've been "riced-out" to a degree. And I acknowledge the fact that it was originally built for the movie FNF3 to appeal to that demographic. However, MOST everyone that sees the car compliments me on how clean the car was built and how tasteful the modifications were added.

When it comes down to it, it's like you said...it's a matter of what appeals to you and what you want and what you're willing to pay for. Like my Mom used to say: "That's why they make chocolate and vanilla...everybody's got different tastes."

And I can't wait for you (and the rest of my fellow Bimmerphiles) to see the car in person also! I think you're gonna like it.


No doubt dude, I like the car already, when I saw it for the first time here on Club Bimmer, I immediately said "I like the car!". It's just a different can of worms for me, no disrespect intended, if I came across that way, I apologize and I am humbly sorry. I will tell anyone on this forum that I will not disrespect anyone's car . . .your car is very nice and very cleanly done. I never meant to come across any other way, I'm just not the type to make a show car, but without people such as yourself there wouldn't be a "show car market" and car shows would be full of cars like my own, fast and capable but ugly and droll . . . LMAO!

-Stig

e30bmw
03-18-2008, 02:12 PM
You're right, Stig, the Uber M3 will never see a checkered flag. It was purpose built as a showcar (only). However, we've recently raised it's level of performance by adding the AA supercharger kit. And unlike most showcars, I drive the car regularly. So I DO get to pounce on the street from time to time against willing (yet, unsuspecting) victims.

Some would feel that the Uber M3 might've been "riced-out" to a degree. And I acknowledge the fact that it was originally built for the movie FNF3 to appeal to that demographic. However, MOST everyone that sees the car compliments me on how clean the car was built and how tasteful the modifications were added.

When it comes down to it, it's like you said...it's a matter of what appeals to you and what you want and what you're willing to pay for. Like my Mom used to say: "That's why they make chocolate and vanilla...everybody's got different tastes."

And I can't wait for you (and the rest of my fellow Bimmerphiles) to see the car in person also! I think you're gonna like it.

is that fast and the furious 3?
because even if that movie sucked, thats pretty cool

uber///m3
03-18-2008, 07:04 PM
No doubt dude, I like the car already, when I saw it for the first time here on Club Bimmer, I immediately said "I like the car!". It's just a different can of worms for me, no disrespect intended, if I came across that way, I apologize and I am humbly sorry. I will tell anyone on this forum that I will not disrespect anyone's car . . .your car is very nice and very cleanly done. I never meant to come across any other way, I'm just not the type to make a show car, but without people such as yourself there wouldn't be a "show car market" and car shows would be full of cars like my own, fast and capable but ugly and droll . . . LMAO!

-Stig

No disrespect taken, Stig. It's all good! I just wanted to clarify where I was coming from with the car. It's like you stated, different strokes for different folks! See you on the 5th at 4ngiefest!

is that fast and the furious 3?
because even if that movie sucked, thats pretty cool

Yes. The car was originally built for FNF3 but they decided not to use the car when the director changed the plot of the film to a drifting movie and alot of the filming took place in Japan (where most all cars are right-hand drive). At the time, I had been following the car for a couple of years (because I knew the guy that built it would eventually sell it) and when it became available, I jumped on it immediately.

The FNF3 accolade (even though the car wasn't ACTUALLY USED in the movie) has been a pretty cool story to tell everyone about the car though. Thanks!

e30bmw
03-18-2008, 07:15 PM
Yes. The car was originally built for FNF3 but they decided not to use the car when the director changed the plot of the film to a drifting movie and alot of the filming took place in Japan (where most all cars are right-hand drive). At the time, I had been following the car for a couple of years (because I knew the guy that built it would eventually sell it) and when it became available, I jumped on it immediately.

The FNF3 accolade (even though the car wasn't ACTUALLY USED in the movie) has been a pretty cool story to tell everyone about the car though. Thanks!

wow, thats pretty sweet
too bad they changed the plot and made it a crappy movie with ricers instead of bimmers(well at least the uber m3)
i might have actually watched the whole movie if there were bmws in it

blackstig
03-18-2008, 07:19 PM
Or even half-way decent driving . . . .

I've never been an FnF fan, the first one I watched because I was like 14 and a fan-boy . . .but 2 and 3 were after I had joined the Marine Corps, so I was like . . .I'm already in Japan . . .this is just horrible . . .LOL!

-Stig

e30bmw
03-18-2008, 07:24 PM
Or even half-way decent driving . . . .

I've never been an FnF fan, the first one I watched because I was like 14 and a fan-boy . . .but 2 and 3 were after I had joined the Marine Corps, so I was like . . .I'm already in Japan . . .this is just horrible . . .LOL!

-Stig

didnt know you were a marine, pretty cool
the first one was the best by far, still pretty bad, i really liked the charger in that movie
vin diesel saved the acting in that movie, which tells you how bad paul walker is as an actor
the next 2 were so unrealistic they sucked
aparently they are making a 4th one with vin diesel and paul walker both returning

SWINFORD
03-18-2008, 08:53 PM
Check this one out :confused:
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/3441/uberm32ei.gif

LOL JK

Everbody slow down get the sand out of your va jay jay's thats why I did the LOL JK in white. To heat you up then be like oh that swinny got me again.

blackstig
03-18-2008, 10:46 PM
Everbody slow down get the sand out of your va jay jay's thats why I did the LOL JK in white. To heat you up then be like oh that swinny got me again.

I noticed it . . .I just carried on . . .I'm a douchebag . . .:mf_popcorn:

-Stig

e30bmw
03-18-2008, 10:48 PM
yeah, i noticed the white font, one of my favorite personal tricks
just kinda got involved in the discussion and went from there
no matter though, everything is good

blackstig
03-18-2008, 11:01 PM
NO IT'S NOT!

I'm not done arguing :(

-Stig

Philip
03-19-2008, 12:14 AM
Hahaha.... 'sandy vajay-jays'

e30bmw
03-19-2008, 12:43 AM
NO IT'S NOT!

I'm not done arguing :(

-Stig

haha, what else do you want to argue about, because im up for the job of devils advocate

Hahaha.... 'sandy vajay-jays'

haha, i like that too, ive been using the real expression a lot recently, but im pretty sure mitch would censor it or something

blackstig
03-19-2008, 12:47 AM
oh man, speaking of the white devil here to censor and oppress me and my people . . . .nah . . .Mitch is awesome!!

LMAO!

-Stig

Philip
03-19-2008, 12:50 AM
oh man, speaking of the white devil here to censor and oppress me and my people . . . .nah . . .Mitch is awesome!!

LMAO!

-Stig

The white devil!! LOLZZZ


...this guy!

e30bmw
03-19-2008, 12:53 AM
oh man, speaking of the white devil here to censor and oppress me and my people . . . .nah . . .Mitch is awesome!!

LMAO!

-Stig

haha, white devil
why are swear words censored on this forum
i understand you dont want excessive swearing and stuff
but anyone old enough to drive should be able to handle some swear words
well whatever, when i start my own forum i can make my own rules

blackstig
03-19-2008, 12:55 AM
...when i start my own forum i can make my own rules

http://nightmajik.freeforums.org/ :001_wub::001_wub::mf_popcorn:


:wave:

88e28
03-19-2008, 01:10 AM
Boy this has been a :mf_popcorn: Thread.

e30bmw
03-19-2008, 01:13 AM
Boy this has been a :mf_popcorn: Thread.

yeah, it has kind of gotten off the original topic of ricers:offtopic:

blackstig
03-19-2008, 01:17 AM
did someone say rice?

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Condoleezza-Rice-R.jpg

e30bmw
03-19-2008, 01:19 AM
did someone say rice?

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Condoleezza-Rice-R.jpg

that still grosses me out
however, if someone did say rice...
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii268/unionjackrocks/rice-man01.jpg

atl530i
03-19-2008, 01:20 AM
That's funny.

Marsh
03-19-2008, 03:23 PM
i wonder what was going through his head when he did all that. "oh man THIS is will look HOTT!" Uhhh no. Parents, shield the eyes of your innocent children.

SWINFORD
03-19-2008, 03:41 PM
I noticed it . . .I just carried on . . .I'm a douchebag . . .:mf_popcorn:

-Stig
:blink::luxhello:
yeah, i noticed the white font, one of my favorite personal tricks
just kinda got involved in the discussion and went from there
no matter though, everything is good
:luxhello:
Hahaha.... 'sandy vajay-jays'

:walkman:

Makes the cock raw.

1 quick M
03-26-2008, 01:36 PM
send your bimmer in and get a clown car :-P