Philip
01-05-2008, 01:37 PM
I would just like to make it known that I woke up late for work this morning but still made it here on time because I somehow managed to gumball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gumball_3000) it the the 27.2 miles of Paulding/Cobb county back-roads to work in 30 minutes flat, which means I averaged 54.4mph for the trip.
Booyah.
Also, I would like to add that the only way this was possible was through my E36 M3's ability to accelerate, brake, and corner with such immense lateral g-force that it temporarily alters the Space-Time Continuum.
One side-effect of this arises when the driver catapults through an impossibly tight off-camber curve at speeds well in excess of 60mph and sees a sign that says Warning 25MPH. This can sometimes leave the driver with Chuck Norris-like abilities, however there have been cases when the g-forces have triggered the mass release of endorphines and testosterone into the driver's bloodstream, thus rendering him temporarily retarded.
Booyah.
Also, I would like to add that the only way this was possible was through my E36 M3's ability to accelerate, brake, and corner with such immense lateral g-force that it temporarily alters the Space-Time Continuum.
One side-effect of this arises when the driver catapults through an impossibly tight off-camber curve at speeds well in excess of 60mph and sees a sign that says Warning 25MPH. This can sometimes leave the driver with Chuck Norris-like abilities, however there have been cases when the g-forces have triggered the mass release of endorphines and testosterone into the driver's bloodstream, thus rendering him temporarily retarded.