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Philip
01-05-2008, 01:37 PM
I would just like to make it known that I woke up late for work this morning but still made it here on time because I somehow managed to gumball (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gumball_3000) it the the 27.2 miles of Paulding/Cobb county back-roads to work in 30 minutes flat, which means I averaged 54.4mph for the trip.
Booyah.
Also, I would like to add that the only way this was possible was through my E36 M3's ability to accelerate, brake, and corner with such immense lateral g-force that it temporarily alters the Space-Time Continuum.
One side-effect of this arises when the driver catapults through an impossibly tight off-camber curve at speeds well in excess of 60mph and sees a sign that says Warning 25MPH. This can sometimes leave the driver with Chuck Norris-like abilities, however there have been cases when the g-forces have triggered the mass release of endorphines and testosterone into the driver's bloodstream, thus rendering him temporarily retarded.

Need4Speed83
01-05-2008, 04:09 PM
I must applaud to the Chuck Norris-like abilities and ask one question... Is it the shoes? Orrrr Did you eat your Wheaties WHILE driving to work like a mad man straight out of Fast and The Furious ?

Philip
01-05-2008, 04:36 PM
I must applaud to the Chuck Norris-like abilities and ask one question... Is it the shoes? Orrrr Did you eat your Wheaties WHILE driving to work like a mad man straight out of Fast and The Furious ?

Actually my car is one of 314 Anus M3's that came with the Hyperdrive-Afterburner Package. Have you seen Men In Black? It's like that but faster.
Have you seen the Chuck Norris thread?

Need4Speed83
01-05-2008, 05:24 PM
Nice.. Ya I have seen MIB and that Afterburner package is REDONCULOUS!!! No, I have not seen the Chuck Norris thread yet. Send me a link

Philip
01-05-2008, 05:53 PM
Nice.. Ya I have seen MIB and that Afterburner package is REDONCULOUS!!! No, I have not seen the Chuck Norris thread yet. Send me a link

Everyone's favorite thread (http://www.clubbimmer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1356&highlight=chuck+norris)

EnderM3
01-05-2008, 06:00 PM
Reminds me of a BMW add, shows a guy hauling ass down a nice road. Then says "Doctors recommend you raise your heart rate for 20 minutes a day. Here's to your health."

blackstig
01-05-2008, 08:56 PM
HAH!

*tsk tsk tsk*

Nice though . . .

-Stig