12/21

[F1Julie]

12/21 is National Orgasm Day. I just thought you ladies ought to know. Have fun observing this wonderful holiday.

[MachSchnell]

Awesome post, Julie!! :mf_w00t1:

[mistertripps]

Uh, Catmint.... Did you see this??? :huh:

[F1Julie]

Awesome post, Julie!! :mf_w00t1:

Share the news with Dawn. It's the perfect way to start the holiday weekend.

[Catmint]

Uh, Catmint.... Did you see this??? :huh:

No, I was busy. :icon18:

[Catmint]

12/21 is National Orgasm Day. I just thought you ladies ought to know. Have fun observing this wonderful holiday.

Just another friggin' holiday they stole from the Pagans. Sheesh.

[mistertripps]

No, I was busy. :icon18:

Umm, you are starting early. Tomorrow is the 21st! :nono:

[stevgtguy]

Just another friggin' holiday they stole from the Pagans. Sheesh.

I hear ya there!

[Catmint]

Umm, you are starting early. Tomorrow is the 21st! :nono:

I was scooping litterboxes. Now, I enjoy a clean litterbox like everyone else does, but I don't enjoy it that much. :kiss:

I hear ya there!

At least this time they came up with something more keeping in line with Pagan values. ;)

[BMRSEB]

National Orgasm Day huh!? Now we really need a meet!! Uh oh, hopefully wifey isn't reading this!! :blink: :clown:

[Mitch]

No SEB you are hoping the wife IS reading this!! :)

[Philip]

I celebrate that holiday all year long.

:wet:

[mistertripps]

I celebrate that holiday all year long.

:wet:

TMI...:walkman:

[F1Julie]

I celebrate that holiday all year long.

:wet:

The world would be a much happier and more peaceful place if everyone celebrated daily.

[Philip]

The world would be a much happier and more peaceful place if everyone celebrated daily.

+1 :wet:

[BMRSEB]

No SEB you are hoping the wife IS reading this!! :)

True dat!! :wiggle:

[stevgtguy]

The world would be a much happier and more peaceful place if everyone celebrated daily.

Who says that some of us don't?.....and by yourself does not count! :smoke:

[RP540i-sport]

I celebrate that holiday all year long.

:wet:
+1 :biggrinangelA:

[F1Julie]

Who says that some of us don't?.....and by yourself does not count! :smoke:

I know some people do, but I think most people don't. Most of my customers and some of my co-workers all need to get some on the regular.

[McLovin]

AWESOME info F1Julie! I had forgotten about the holiday!

[F1Julie]

Don't forget to add March 14 to your calendars too. It's another little known and under appreciated holiday known as "Steak and Blowjob Day".

[Philip]

Don't forget to add March 14 to your calendars too. It's another little known and under appreciated holiday known as "Steak and Blowjob Day".

BWAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[MachSchnell]

Share the news with Dawn. It's the perfect way to start the holiday weekend.

I'm suprised she didn't share the news with me. As luck would have it, Madison is with her grandparents tomorrow!!

Rausch FTW!!!:luxhello:

[mistertripps]

Who says that some of us don't?.....and by yourself does not count! :smoke:


Rules you out Philip!!!! :1eye:

[Catmint]

I never knew these holidays existed. It's fabulous! So I'm assuming there's another one on June 9? ;)

[mistertripps]

I know some people do, but I think most people don't. Most of my customers and some of my co-workers all need to get some on the regular.

I wanna be Mitch when I grow up....

Ferraris, Bimmers, F1Julie..... :001_wub:

[Philip]

Rules you out Philip!!!! :1eye:

LOL!!
Don't be so sure!

[mistertripps]

LOL!!
Don't be so sure!

You keep wearing that hat and those goggles and I guarantee you aren't getting anything other than Hannah!!

[Philip]

You keep wearing that hat and those goggles and I guarantee you aren't getting anything other than Hannah!!

Oh really?
Well who do you think took the pictures? ;)

[mistertripps]

Oh really?
Well who do you think took the pictures? ;)

Stig, of course!! :mf_dribble:

[stevgtguy]

Hahahahaha!

[Philip]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

[F1Julie]

I never knew these holidays existed. It's fabulous! So I'm assuming there's another one on June 9? ;)

I'm not familiar with June 9. Tell us more!

[stevgtguy]

Yeah, I'm interested in knowing.

[mistertripps]

+1

Me too! :confused1:

[F1Julie]

+1

Me too! :confused1:

Your wife must have a few tricks up her sleeve...

[mistertripps]

Your wife must have a few tricks up her sleeve...

One can hope!!

[Catmint]

Okay, I researched and found out a little more about Nat'l Orgasm Day. Apparently, there is an annual Orgasm Day in May, it started in Brazil but PETA has hijacked it for their cause in this country (they say red meat inhibits that particular bodily function... whatever).

But here's an article from last year about a peace group in Australia that wanted everybody to ... um, you know... at the same time last December 22, and their thought was that it would end the conflict in the Middle East. Their goal was to "effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy, a Synchronised Global Orgasm". http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/come-together/2006/11/21/1163871371131.html

My guess is that it didn't work but I couldn't find anything else about it. I suppose they're doing it again this year, and that's probably what you read about, Julie?

And for the record, they did steal the date from the Pagans: "The event is timed to coincide with the winter solstice, the shortest day of the year..." :glare: Come on, folks, get original! I still say June 9 would have been better, then again this originated in Australia so it would have been winter there.

And with that, I'm gone for now. There's nothing like googling the word "orgasm" to make you want to close your laptop and wash your hands in hot soapy water. Blecch!

[Justin]

Stig, of course!! :mf_dribble:

LMAO!!!! Thats to funny! This whole thread is great!!!! Random but great!:clapping5365:

[Catmint]

Oh, okay I was typing when all the questions came in from the peanut gallery. Folks, do I really have to spell it out for you? Instead of 12/21, it would be 6/9.

[mistertripps]

Oh, okay I was typing when all the questions came in from the peanut gallery. Folks, do I really have to spell it out for you? Instead of 12/21, it would be 6/9.

Stupid me.... Of course, I don't know what 69 means either.... :kiss:

[F1Julie]

Oh, okay I was typing when all the questions came in from the peanut gallery. Folks, do I really have to spell it out for you? Instead of 12/21, it would be 6/9.

Well, lets just observe National Orgasm Day in December and June.

[4ngie]

Darn, I thought it was today. *oops*

[Catmint]

Well, lets just observe National Orgasm Day in December and June.

Yup, twice a year, that's about right! :icon18:

[Philip]

Darn, I thought it was today. *oops*

Well it could be today, who knows where the afternoon may take you. ;)

[mistertripps]

Yup, twice a year, that's about right! :icon18:

:nono:

[4ngie]

Well it could be today, who knows where the afternoon may take you. ;)
Yes.. the afternoon too. http://forum.e46fanatics.com/images/smilies/icon9.gif

[mistertripps]

It is starting to get a little warm in here.... I've got to get back to work people!!:mf_popcorn:

[F1Julie]

I can't believe I missed the 6/9 connection. Now it is so obvious!

[mistertripps]

I can't believe I missed the 6/9 connection. Now it is so obvious!

I'm just surprised Cindy came up with it!! She must be gutter-diving today.

[MachSchnell]

My god I love the women on this site!!! :001_wub:

[4ngie]

My god I love the women on this site!!! :001_wub:
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/images/smilies/werd.gif I can't wait to meet the others. I bet we'll have fun together.


Stop thinking dirty thoughts, boys.

[Philip]

My god I love the women on this site!!! :001_wub:

+1
We definitely got lucked out in that department. :wet:

[Catmint]

My god I love the women on this site!!! :001_wub:

You know it, baby! :kiss:

And yes, that is me posing in 4ngie's sig!

[4ngie]

You know it, baby! :kiss:

And yes, that is me posing in 4ngie's sig!
Ahahahaha!

[stevgtguy]

Duh, 6/9. All these feisty women make me wish I was still single, but I wouldn't trade her for the world....or my girlfriend either! :tongue_smilie:

[F1Julie]

All 3 of us feisty women are married as far as I know.

[stevgtguy]

All 3 of us feisty women are married as far as I know.

Like that ever stopped anybody! Adultery is probably one of the most committed "crimes" in the U.S. today. Of course, it stops me because I have respect for my woman!

[Philip]

Like that ever stopped anybody! Adultery is probably one of the most committed "crimes" in the U.S. today. Of course, it stops me because I have respect for my woman!

Marital infidelity FTW.

[stevgtguy]

Marital infidelity FTW.

LOL!!!

[F1Julie]

Maybe there wouldn't be any cheating if every day was Orgasm Day.

[stevgtguy]

Maybe there wouldn't be any cheating if every day was Orgasm Day.

Good point, but who needs a national holiday for an excuse! :luxhello:

[mistertripps]

Maybe there wouldn't be any cheating if every day was Orgasm Day.

Sheeesh! I'm almost 40. Every day? I'd probably file for divorce just to get some rest....:blink:

[stevgtguy]

Sheeesh! I'm almost 40. Every day? I'd probably file for divorce just to get some rest....:blink:

And now we know why Viagra was invented. Haha. I'm sure it helps that I'm only 26.

[Catmint]

Like that ever stopped anybody! Adultery is probably one of the most committed "crimes" in the U.S. today. Of course, it stops me because I have respect for my woman!

I heard something on Boortz the other day about "infidelity offsets", sort of like "carbon offsets". You pay some goober money to stay faithful for the rest of his life, then you can cheat without feeling guilty. Just as bogus as the carbon offsets, IMO, but I would love to be that goober that gets paid for something I do anyway! LOL

*update* here's the website, cheatneutral.com. Yes, they really say they will pay you to stay faithful! Now I'm going to Snopes to see if it's really legit. If so, god that's lame!

[Catmint]

Okay, I'm replying to myself to say I read the "small print" portion of the site. Here's how it starts:

"This site is designed to highlight some of the issues surrounding carbon offsetting and we hope you realise that it is satirical in intent."

I knew it was a stupid idea (but I still want to be paid! :))

[mistertripps]

Hmmmm, I thought that is what I did already....

[F1Julie]

This thread is getting too serious...

[stevgtguy]

Yeah, must be a slow work day for all of us.

[88e28]

Damn, I'm out of town and can't help my GF. Or watch:mf_popcorn:

[stevgtguy]

Damn, I'm out of town and can't help my GF. Or watch:mf_popcorn:

And that's why man invented the video camera :icon18:

[mistertripps]

And that's why man invented the video camera :icon18:

And cell phone (with bluetooth enabled). Hands-free, ya know???

[88e28]

LOL:mf_dribble:

[SWINFORD]

I will need pics of all the female members celebrating this holiday for further review.:winkiss:

[mistertripps]

**Volunteers to be the club photographer** :detective:

[SWINFORD]

**Volunteers to be the club photographer** :detective:

Aggrees as long as I can see the pics.

[mistertripps]

No problem!

[4ngie]

I will need pics of all the female members celebrating this holiday for further review.:winkiss:
*searches for pics of Shawna* :D

[F1Julie]

Guys, this holiday is for you too!

[4ngie]

Guys, this holiday is for you too!
Oh my!

I think they're all assuming that we're celebrating alone.

[mistertripps]

Oh my!

I think they're all assuming that we're celebrating alone.

Isn't that the norm??? :1eye:

[4ngie]

Isn't that the norm??? :1eye:
This just in: Men can cause women to have orgasms. Real men can cause women to have multiple orgasms. :kiss:

[Mitch]

Damn I love this thread.

[SWINFORD]

*searches for pics of Shawna* :D

Only post ones I would

[4ngie]

Only post ones I would
haha I wouldn't post her pic, Swin. ;)

[mistertripps]

This just in: Men can cause women to have orgasms. Real men can cause women to have multiple orgasms. :kiss:

Yeah.... All kidding aside, I'm an expert. Just ask Catmint....

[Catmint]

Hey, don't drag me into this! It's your argument, not mine.... I'm staying neutral. :blink:

[4ngie]

Yeah.... All kidding aside, I'm an expert. Just ask Catmint....
iwilltakeyourwordforit :D

[mistertripps]

iwilltakeyourwordforit :D

LOL! You're gonna have to!! :icon18:

[F1Julie]

This just in: Men can cause women to have orgasms. Real men can cause women to have multiple orgasms. :kiss:

+1 - Angie is right!

[stevgtguy]

This just in: Men can cause women to have orgasms. Real men can cause women to have multiple orgasms. :kiss:

I'm glad to know that I am a real man. :luxhello:

[MachSchnell]

Marital infidelity FTW.

Werd :luxhello:

I need to get down to Atlanta for a family visit soon, I hope we can arrange a meeting when I am in town. There are some fawkers on this sight that I simply MUST meet!

So, how is everyone's National Oh..oh...oh...oh Day going so far? I did the best imitation of goofy that I could muster before work this morning. But I had to tell my wife I was only combing my hair.....:mf_dribble:

[stevgtguy]

I'll post an update after I get home from work. HAHAHA!

[F1Julie]

So far, so good :icon18:
But now that I'm at work, I'm already bored. Today is going to be a long day.

[4ngie]

http://images20.fotki.com/v380/photos/4/43029/4930806/xmas4ngiecopy-vi.gif

[mistertripps]

C'mon 4ngie, fess up....

[4ngie]

C'mon 4ngie, fess up....
Fess up to what? Everyday is orgasm day @ Casa de 4ngie.

[stevgtguy]

Fess up to what? Everyday is orgasm day @ Casa de 4ngie.

Amen to that. Nice to see people still indulge as often as possible.

[Jdudley13]

Wow, so this thread does exist...I'm somewhat upset that i'll be traveling tonight, what a perfect night to go out and celebrate..