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Mitch
12-03-2007, 10:13 PM
Hey buddy, hope you are feeling good today!

Everyone, Hoss had minor surgery today and just wanted to wish him a quick recovery! FEEL GOOD! :)

Philip
12-03-2007, 10:23 PM
+1, get well soon Hoss. The club can't go without our token Persian.

mistertripps
12-03-2007, 10:42 PM
Get well dude. The events wouldn't be the same without you!

SOUTHERNBIMMER
12-03-2007, 11:12 PM
Yes I hope you like your new nose! ;) Get well buddy!

Philip
12-04-2007, 01:41 AM
Yes I hope you like your new nose! ;) Get well buddy!

I thought he was getting laser penis rejuvenation.

blackstig
12-04-2007, 02:30 AM
I thought he was getting his pectorials rhiboneuclaically enhanced!

Oh well!

Get well bro, 5 vs 5 isn't the same without the HOSSELHOFF!

-Stig

Justin
12-04-2007, 03:57 AM
Yeah Hoss recover soon the lady are not going to know what to do with some Hoss!

Hoss
12-04-2007, 08:10 AM
LMAO - thanks guys, all of you. i spoke to mitch this weekend and i think he might have sensed the fact that i was extremely apprehensive about this surgery (i dont do hospitals, shots, or blood very well) even though it was only an hour-long OP procedure. i was passed out most of the day and am now on some painkillers.

everything went well and according to plan, i had a polyp excised from my vocal chords - so i cant speak for the next couple days. but i am expected to make about a 98 percent recovery of my voice, which is excellent.

thanks to you all - and you can bet that i will be at our next meet, planning on bringing the new sexy ass 540 and a blonde. i promise i will show up as the token persian / hosselhoff!

Mitch
12-04-2007, 02:20 PM
You are welcome Hoss, we lova ya around here!! :) Glad to see you back!

BMRSEB
12-04-2007, 02:50 PM
Sure.. We're not gonna' fall for the old "polyp in my vocal chords" routine..:icon18: Admit it, you removed your Adam's apple on the way to.. well, I let you tell us in your own words..!! ;)

blackstig
12-04-2007, 03:19 PM
Sure.. We're not gonna' fall for the old "polyp in my vocal chords" routine..:icon18: Admit it, you removed your Adam's apple on the way to.. well, I let you tell us in your own words..!! ;)

ROFLMAO!

I don't think he'd fool anyone . . .you'd be like . . .DAMN . . .she's got some big ass forearms, LMAO!

-Stig

Philip
12-04-2007, 03:29 PM
LMAO - thanks guys, all of you. i spoke to mitch this weekend and i think he might have sensed the fact that i was extremely apprehensive about this surgery (i dont do hospitals, shots, or blood very well) even though it was only an hour-long OP procedure. i was passed out most of the day and am now on some painkillers.

everything went well and according to plan, i had a polyp excised from my vocal chords - so i cant speak for the next couple days. but i am expected to make about a 98 percent recovery of my voice, which is excellent.

thanks to you all - and you can bet that i will be at our next meet, planning on bringing the new sexy ass 540 and a blonde. i promise i will show up as the token persian / hosselhoff!

Glad you're ok Hoss!
If you're having trouble speaking you can borrow my etch-a-sketch to carry around and write out messages to people. That should prove to b pretty entertaining at the next meet.

Hoss
12-04-2007, 05:22 PM
Glad you're ok Hoss!
If you're having trouble speaking you can borrow my etch-a-sketch to carry around and write out messages to people. That should prove to b pretty entertaining at the next meet.

lol, thanks philip. your kindness knows no bounds. actually, i should be able to speak in the next few days. i tried today, and it hurts, so i stopped. im off of work today and i think i wont take my meds so i can go cruising in the new car. it will be a nice day - just a silent one!

and when i did speak this morning, it sounded REALLY odd - kinda like a girly-man version of me doing a steven hawking impression at the onset of puberty. i just hope i dont sound like an idiot. if so, i think im going to rupture my chords again just to have a badass voice like before and deal with the pain. yeah, that sounds like a good plan.

and seb, it was your idea to remove it anyway.....

mistertripps
12-04-2007, 08:28 PM
lol, thanks philip. your kindness knows no bounds. actually, i should be able to speak in the next few days. i tried today, and it hurts, so i stopped. im off of work today and i think i wont take my meds so i can go cruising in the new car. it will be a nice day - just a silent one!

and when i did speak this morning, it sounded REALLY odd - kinda like a girly-man version of me doing a steven hawking impression at the onset of puberty. i just hope i dont sound like an idiot. if so, i think im going to rupture my chords again just to have a badass voice like before and deal with the pain. yeah, that sounds like a good plan.

and seb, it was your idea to remove it anyway.....

Aww, c'mon. The girls will dig your new Mike Tyson voice....:wet:

blackstig
12-04-2007, 08:31 PM
Aww, c'mon. The girls will dig your new Mike Tyson voice....:wet:


*Tyson Voice*
Thith ith fery ludacrith . . .I thont think you underthand the reprocuthive peramiterth of my abrihenthion . . . LMAO!

-Stig

Hoss
12-04-2007, 09:26 PM
*Tyson Voice*
Thith ith fery ludacrith . . .I thont think you underthand the reprocuthive peramiterth of my abrihenthion . . . LMAO!

-Stig

lmao. that is the exact phonetic pronunciation stig. all i will need is a heavy lisp!



did anybody else ever think that it is pretty cruel to name that speech impediment a lisp? i mean really, its like making a blind person tell you what they look like. never really thought of that until now. poor tyson.

BMRSEB
12-04-2007, 09:36 PM
..and seb, it was your idea to remove it anyway.....
Touche!! :icon18:

blackstig
12-04-2007, 10:11 PM
Touche!! :icon18:

LOL TOOSH!

-Stig

Philip
12-04-2007, 10:52 PM
LOL TOOSH!

-Stig

Tooshbag! lol

blackstig
12-05-2007, 12:51 AM
Tooshbag! lol

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

You're silly bro!

This I'm gonna PM you about the Miata as not to thread jack!

HOSS! You have to come for a ride . .and OH . . .when you get better, I've got some pictures I want to show you!

-Stig

Catmint
12-05-2007, 02:10 AM
Hey Hoss! I'm just now checking in. Sorry to hear you're a little under the weather, but it sounds like you'll be better soon. Hope to see you at the next meet! :)

88e28
12-05-2007, 02:20 AM
Hope you feel alot better big guy.