Now this is LOW

[EnderM3]

Excuse me sir, we dropped a little something on your car....should buff right out though.







http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g69/pm9575/e36squashed01.jpg
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g69/pm9575/e36squashed02.jpg
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g69/pm9575/e36squashed03.jpg

[mistertripps]

Hey Philip.... I've got an idea.

[88e28]

Looooow Rider.

[blackstig]

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Swatter.



"Hello, Allstate? You know . . .yer not gonna believe this but . . .heh . . .haha . . .I umm . . .I uhhh . . .had a little incident you see. . . . You see . . .there was this building, you dig, and I parked my car . . . "

. . . . .


"Yes . . .the BMW . . . "

.......


"Yes the one I just bought yesterday"


...........


"Well I understand that, but see . . . that's why I got full coverage insurance"


..........


"Well, I don't think any of that language is necessary . . . .especially in your professional environment"


.....

"You want me to do what with your professional environment?"


.......


"Why that's not very lady like at all."


LMAO!

-Stig

[88e28]

LOL:icon26:

[Philip]

I really wish I could see that picture! lol

[Mitch]

You might not want to, it ain't purty.

[Justin]

LOL yeah that would suck so bad!

[Philip]

Awww ****! Now I wish I didn't look at it. That should have some kind of disclaimer in the title.

[Justin]

Warning dumbass that cant use a cane kills bimmer be aware!

[atl530i]

A BMW pancake, wow... Must be a new model. I bet the owner crapped a brick when he first looked at it.

[MachSchnell]

Meh, he can buff it out. :mf_dribble:

He should make a coffee table out of it!

[PaintPolisher]

Your picture clearly shows that this rock chip is down to the frame. My experience with car finishes is extensive but no amount of buffing is going to repair this scratch to your satisfaction. My professional advice is that you are going to need a repaint.
For what it’s worth your rock chip is the largest I have seen to date! :D

Thank you for your inquiry and please keep me in mind for future car detailing.
Al the PaintPolisher

[Jdudley13]

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Swatter.



"Hello, Allstate? You know . . .yer not gonna believe this but . . .heh . . .haha . . .I umm . . .I uhhh . . .had a little incident you see. . . . You see . . .there was this building, you dig, and I parked my car . . . "

. . . . .


"Yes . . .the BMW . . . "

.......


"Yes the one I just bought yesterday"


...........


"Well I understand that, but see . . . that's why I got full coverage insurance"


..........


"Well, I don't think any of that language is necessary . . . .especially in your professional environment"


.....

"You want me to do what with your professional environment?"


.......


"Why that's not very lady like at all."


LMAO!

-Stig

hahahahahaaha...

Thats a pretty impressive picture though.

[Lsixer]

A BMW pancake,

Just need some syrup.

I hope he got his CD's out before that concrete fell. http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w245/lsixer/shakehead-1.gif

[Jdudley13]

haha, i have a feeling that CD's were the least of his worries